There’s an inside joke that we have among several of my friends that resulted in me thinking up the idea for a game show titled: Fuck! That! Cake!
As I talked about the idea of Fuck! That! Cake! with my friends, the concept grew and grew and now we have a definitive game show that will allow the hyper-crazy world of Japanese reality TV to be brought into American homes in what promises to be the cross-culturalization of the decade. Here’s the pitch:
It’s ½ Legend of the Hidden Temple, ½ American Gladiator, ½ Ace of Cakes. Don’t correct my improper fraction you dolt, it’s 3/2’s the show of any other game show you’ve ever seen, so don’t question it.
Contestants will forge their way through a silly and ridiculous obstacle course to reach the final platform where they can enter the “Weapon Room” inside they will get to pick from various foam weapons and then zip-line down to “Cake Zone Alpha” to fight off world class chefs who have constructed an elaborate 30-foot cake and are sworn to defend it. If the contestant is successful in vanquishing all the combatants, then they WIN! But how much? That’s for the studio audience and a stupid talking stone carving to decide…
Here are the two options: if they cake looks awesome, then they can keep the cake and have it air-lifted via helicopter to one location of their choice (no matter how ridiculous or how far away), OR if the audience doesn’t like the cake made for the particular episode, then they can vote to convince the contestant to FUCK! THAT! CAKE!
If the contestant decides to Fuck! That! Cake!, they have a chance to win a cash equivalent instead. Money rains down from the ceiling but they only get to keep money that lands on parts of the cake. So to maximize their prize, they have to put down their weapon, adorn a panda mascot outfit that’s been rigged with a giant strap-on dildo and literally fuck the cake all over the studio to spread it out and make a mess to improve the odds of the money landing on the cake.
“You gotta fuck it fast, to win the cash; and that’s how we play Fuck! That! Cake!”
I’m thinking about pitching the idea to HBO…
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